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(The Ask Us Anything school is peaceful before Ho-dong's arrival.)
You shot another one?
- You look like you shot a commercial. - That's amazing.
Seo Jang-hoon!
(Jang-hoon is Ho-dong's first target.)
He changed his tone. He must have heard something.
I'm so disappointed in you!
Seo Jang-hoon!
How could you?
- Don't you feel guilty at all? - You startled me.
Upon my conscious,
I can't let you get away with breaking your promise!
- When did I ever do that? - You...
clearly said it yourself.
A while back, you kept pressuring the producers...
to recognize and acclaim you. As a result,
- you took a recognition-ability test, didn't you? - I did.
- But you failed the test. - Right.
("You should admit it now.")
("Isn't it about time you recognize?")
(Seo Jang-hoon has been known to say this.)
- Admit it. - Is that the answer?
It's about time you admit it.
(He was the "recognition" giant, always asking to be recognized for his knowledge.)
(So Ask Us Anything put Jang-hoon on a quiz battle!)
(Jang-hoon's recognition-ability was tested against 100 contestants.)
The answer is Rio de Janeiro of Brazil.
(The king of common knowledge met a humiliating end.)
(He lost against the people.)
(Jang-hoon then promised to never boast about his common knowledge.)
(Seo Jang-hoon is...)
(a critical mythomaniac!)
You said you'd never tell people to admit you're right or praise you again.
When you got Girl's Generations' question right,
I saw you trying to mention it again.
I saw you trying to bring it up.
(Seo Jang-hoon said "praise" twice on last week's show.)
- Explain yourself. - Are you performing a musical?
Wow! I'm so upset!
(He makes a dramatic exit.)
Explain yourself, right now!
This is what I think.
If you look at the history of Ask Us Anything,
there was a time when things were hard...
and a time when things were going well after we changed the theme of the show.
The promise I made then...
was washed away along with the hard times.
- Seriously? - That's why...
- Murmuring, murmuring. - Everything...
- I did... - Murmuring, murmuring.
as a result of the recognition-ability test...
Does that mean you're going to break your promise to the viewers?
The viewers ignored us at the time.
Are you saying they weren't our real viewers?
You're denying the people who watched our show?
- How could you? - We were going through hard times.
The people who watched our show back then...
are our real viewers!
We began anew with a fresh mind and a fresh start.
- He's making an individual statement. - We shouldn't be caught up in the past...
and look to a new future.
- We should look to the future. - You should become a politician.
(The giant is moving forward!)
I think his tenants...
- would believe him if he said this. - It's not that.
"Forget the rent of last month!"
"The rent you'll be paying this month is the real thing!"
It's not that I don't understand what he's trying to say.
There are things we all want others to recognize about ourselves.
I want you guys to recognize how cute I am.
- In that case... - The reason is...
I'm almost starting to recognize it.
He does it too often.
- I think I'm addicted. - The reason is...
that I'm the youngest...
of five siblings!
That's why...
it's not something I've attained through effort.
It's something I'm born with,
so I want to be recognized for it.
There's nothing I want people to recognize about me.
Hee-chul should be recognized as a man.
(Hee-chul should be recognize as a man.)
(He's right!)
(It's the highest recognition for Hee-chul.)
- You're a man! - Hee-chul is such a man.
Right here, right now!
For the next five minutes!
- Let's go. - Show us.
- Do you believe in me? - I do!
- I'll come down then. - You're nothing if not brave.
(Until the day the rumors disappear.)
This is something you guys don't know about me,
but I'm actually really smart.
You guys always try to paint me as being dumb.
- Right? - Yes.
- But this is the way you always act. - Just hear me out.
That's not true! Hear me out.
In fact, even when Jang-hoon...
hears about a capital of a country he's never heard of,
he would look at me and ask, "Where is that?"
- I did? - Yes. You asked me.
- When? - The thing is,
I wasn't able to answer him for about a year.
Since then, he doesn't even look at me when he doesn't know.
Now, he doesn't even look at me.
If you couldn't answer for a year, that means you don't know.
He waited for you long enough.
He always asks me about things I don't know, so I couldn't answer him.
Aren't you going to ask me?
Jang-hoon wants to be asked.
- We already asked you. - Why don't you ask me?
- Yours is factual knowledge. - Right.
There's something else I want to be recognized for.
- We already recognized you for everything. - I'm serious.
First,
I want you to know that for some strange reason,
I'm very popular in my personal life.
I want to be recognized for that.
Don't you think he'd walk around Gangnam, talking to himself in old age?
He'll be this tall.
- He wouldn't have anyone to talk to. - He'll walk up to people randomly and say,
"Hello, I'm Jang-hoon." He'll wander around like this.
He'll walk around as if he's possessed by something.
All the way to Seoul Station.
- I admit that. - What?
- I admit that. - Right.
Look who it is!
Wow!
(It's today's special transfer student.)
(It's the soulful Taeyang from Big Bang...)
(and Winner's rapper, MINO.)
- It's Taeyang! - Taeyang!
I don't think it's Taeyang.
I waited outside for so long.
Why do you guys talk so much?
Hey! Dong-tae!
- Dong-tae? - Dong-tae?
That makes things really complicated today. We're all friends.
- Right? - That means you two are friends too.
- Right? - Right!
- We're friends. - It's nice to see you, Young-bae.
- MINO? - That was so awkward.
Introduce yourselves and tell us where you're from.
Hi. This is the big bang of variety shows,
Ask Us Anything.
- It's nice to see you. - Welcome.
I'm from the charming "Eyes, Nose, Lips" High.
That's where I'm from.
Why are you embarrassed?
You should be more confident!
- Let me do it one more time. - He's so embarrassed.
He's even making me embarrassed!
Where did you say you're from again?
I'm from the charming "Eyes, Nose, Lips" High.
That's where I'm from. I'm Taeyang. It's nice to be here.
(They give him a warm welcome.)
Time out! Let this be a warning to you.
Your reaction was a bit overdone.
I'm sure you got a call before the show.
- Are you serious? - I didn't get a call this time.
I met him in person.
- We met in person. - You met Mr. Yang.
I had met him and knew about this before anyone else.
Did you see his reaction?
- It was too much. - Right.
- What's up. - What's up.
I'm from...
"Don't Stop Here, Winner Winner!" High.
My name is Song MINO. It's nice to see you.
(MINO gets a warm welcome.)
- My friend! - MINO!
- Did you come because you missed us? - I missed you!
- I missed you too. - Nice to see you, Ho-dong.
(MINO beats Ho-dong to the punch.)
- I did it. - You're brave!
MINO, what's that on your ear?
The way it's moving back and forth is hypnotizing.
(Tick, tock. Tick, tock.)
(You're being hypnotized...)
It's hypnotizing.
I realized as I came on the show...
that MINO is close to Ho-dong and Su-geun.
- But I'm not close to anyone here. - What are you talking about?
I actually met Taeyang...
personally a few times.
- We did. - How?
Once was at a funeral.
But I never had the chance to drink with him.
You were too smiley as you talked about the funeral.
- Was I? - Yes.
(It's a sad but happy situation.)
You said "funeral" like this.
Think about how the deceased would feel.
It was a propitious death.
(He tries to give justification.)
- There is no such thing as a propitious death. - Right.
How could a death be propitious?
- Once again... - You can't say that about others.
I make a sincere apology.
He said that because it wasn't his own family.
What death is propitious in this world?
- All deaths are sad. - What I want to say about Taeyang is this.
He may be younger than me, but I'm impressed every time I see him.
- That means Taeyang and MINO are friends today. - Right.
- I feel a lot of pressure, to be honest. - You should give it a try.
Then, MINO...
should do this to Taeyang's cheeks.
"Taeyang, take good care of me."
"We're friends, right?"
"Taeyang, take good care of me. We're friends, right?"
Look at his face!
You should pat his cheeks.
Actually, it should be more intense.
Say, "Taeyang, you're going down soon."
"Because I'm going to rise."
I think he should apologize before he does that.
Taeyang's fans are of an international scale.
You can't say Taeyang is going down soon.
- That's a bit too much. - That's serious.
- You mean he's going to lose the game? - He'll have to apologize with three bows.
"Taeyang will rise again tomorrow."
(Taeyang will rise again tomorrow.)
Let's end it at that.
MINO, you should do this. Grab his cheeks.
- I almost ended up a dead man. - Grab both his cheeks...
and say, "There's my Taeyang!"
Aren't you already as close?
Maybe they're already close.
- Should MINO really do this? - Still, Big Bang is at the top in YG.
(He starts with a bow.)
- No! - You can't do that!
You can't start with a gesture like that!
- You can't do that! - You have to be cocky!
I was just looking at his shoes.
Okay. That's better.
Taeyang!
Taeyang looks like a fruit.
Taeyang! It's nice to see you!
Take good care of me!
- Wow, MINO. - Look at Taeyang.
- No, MINO! You can't do that. You have to be cocky. - I was looking at his bag.
(Nice save, MINO!)
Taeyang, it's your turn now.
- You have to talk informally to Ho-dong now. - Right.
- You have to do the same to Ho-dong. - Right.
That would be too easy for Taeyang.
Let's have him slap him on the face.
(Let's have Taeyang slap Ho-dong on the face.)
Say, "I'm the top of this school!" Then, slap him.
Otherwise, it would be too predictable.
- We did that too many times. - A long time ago,
I saw him on set,
- and he was so scary. - It was on "Strong Heart," right?
- You remember, right? - What did you do to make everyone scared of you?
- He tried to discipline us. - Really?
- He was so scary. - Don't make things up just so you can be funny.
I don't think he remembers.
- Why? - Did he try to discipline you?
The perpetrator usually doesn't remember.
- Right? - Actually, Big Bang was a founding contributor for "Strong Heart."
The defendant must remain silent.
Please tell us what happened.
The plaintiff can continue.
Before we started shooting the show,
we went to say hello to him in the waiting room.
- He'd be sitting like this and tell us, - Right.
"Show me what you got today."
Wow! Oh my gosh!
- I'm serious. - Everyone says the same thing about him.
I wanted to show him something, but I was so scared.
They all say the same thing.
Look at him brazenly lie like that!
He's not the man I thought he was.
(He's not the man I thought he was.)
He is really scary.
I wouldn't have been able to do this to the Ho-dong I knew before.
But these days, he's a lot more...
- nicer it seems. - Do you think you can do it now?
His eyes look a lot more gentle now.
Taeyang, if you feel sorry,
you should lower your head. It'll make you look more mature.
You would look 20 years older.
Ho-dong's eyes,
nose, and mouth.
(Look at that pretty mouth!)
- Don't be sorry. - Taeyang, don't feel bad.
- Don't feel bad and just go. - Hurry and go.
- Just leave with charisma. - That's right.
- If you're sorry you have to submit to him. - Don't be sorry.
What song is this?
(What is going on?)
The fact that he knows the intro to this song...
means that this song was a real hit.
Actually, they say Taeyang...
is the Kim Young-chul of Big Bang.
- I am? - Yes.
You should apologize to him.
- Apologize to him. - Apologize.
Wait. Why is that something to apologize for?
Before you apologize, tell us why.
Is it true or not?
- Why? - Why?
Tell us why.
- Does that mean he's boring? - I've never heard that before.
Of all the things I've heard since I debuted,
this is the most shocking so far.
What does that make me then?
You should stop doing radio shows you can watch.
- Should I? - It could end badly the moment you're revealed.
- Then, you should try to make us laugh. - I'll try.
He'll need to have good timing.
Don't pressure him like that.
But you all pressure me.
(Shush!)
What's that?
Who even pressured you?
No one pressures you. What are you talking about?
That's the warning he gives before he throws a punch.
That's the sound he makes before he hits you.
Taeyang, why didn't G-Dragon come with you?
- Ji-yong? - Sang-min, are you friends with him?
I trained him for a bit when he was six years old.
- Really? - He was a little Roo'ra.
- When he was a kid? - Was he in your agency?
He was in Hyun-suk's agency.
The little Roo'ra introduced us.
They'd say, "Here are the roots of reggae, Roo'ra!" Then, we'd go on stage.
- Then that means... - I did first.
- That's right, you did first. - You debuted him into show business.
Ji-yong was the first person I told after I bought my car.
- To a kid? - You showed off to a kid?
- I did. - He was only six years old, and you said,
"You can't buy a car like this, can you? I just bought this car."
"Your dad isn't rich, is he?"
- "Na-na-na-na boo-boo." - Ji-yong wanted to go for a ride.
I took him for a drive with the top down.
He's well, right?
He's doing well.
- Does he talk about me? - Never.
He never talks about you though.
(Sang-min's love for G-Dragon isn't reciprocated.)
- Never. - It's a part of a past he wants to forget.
He never talks about him?
- Not at all. - Being a little Roo'ra is what he regrets most in life.
(Sang-min leaves another message of love for G-Dragon.)
Let's take a look.
Here is the application for Taeyang.
He has a splendid future dream.
He wants to go on "Korean Meal Table" like Choi Bool-am.
- Really? - Yes.
I really like the show "Korean Meal Table."
- I see. - I like it a lot.
Every time I watch the show,
I want to travel to various places...
and try various delicacies around the country.
We should do something like that.
- Right. - Now that we're on the topic,
what would you eat for your very last meal?
For my very last meal?
Tell us what you'd want to eat.
(Taeyang ponders.)
I know what I want.
There's a place on Jeju Island that serves my favorite gimbap.
- On Jeju Island? - Tuna gimbap?
- Is it a Gimbap Heaven? - Is it the one with cheese?
It's a gimbap with cheese.
If I had to choose my very last meal, I would want to have that.
- That would be my choice. - It's not even Jeju Island fish.
- What about you? - What would you have?
If you asked, there's got to be something you'd want.
If I had to choose my last meal,
(Ho-dong mouth waters.)
I'd eat bulgogi and neangmyeon.
(Bulgogi and neangmyeon is a great combination.)
But it would be your last meal.
Would you really want to eat what you always eat?
- I think would. - Why not something you haven't tried?
- It could be disappointing. - What would you have?
Shouldn't it be something extreme like poo?
Shouldn't you at least know what poo tastes like?
- Come on! - I was wondering why you weren't mentioning poo.
- Try it yourself. - What's wrong with you?
- It's just a figure of speech. - Why are you so obsessed with poo?
Why do you want to be recognized for pooh?
- You should try it today. - Don't you want to try something new?
- Why don't you try it today? - I can't believe this.
- What about Jang-hoon? What would you choose? - As for me,
I don't want anything fancy.
I'll have a bowl of noodles,
the kind that's thinner than most noodles.
Right. There are many different kinds.
I would have Andong noodles and bindaetteok.
- You like the thin noodles. - I do.
Do you like "brides" at all?
(Do you like "brides"?)
I'm just asking.
Where's the bat?
- I'm just asking. - Who moved the bat over there?
I'm just asking.
You better watch it.
Just know that when you get married, I'm going to sing your wedding song.
Let me sing Leon Lai's "After Love."
I will kill you before that happens.
It's the perfect time to say who he doesn't want...
to be partners with. It's Young-chul.
He likes peace and quiet.
It means he likes to spend time alone.
- I'm the most quiet of all the guys here. - He likes it quiet.
I didn't know this,
but he's actually really quiet.
You must be really scared of the older guys.
He can barely talk.
For Taeyang's strengths...
I think you wrote this down wrong.
His strengths are his eyes, nose, and mouth.
- Look at his eyes. - "Eyes, Nose, Lips."
It's been a while since my last variety show appearance,
so I wanted to sing the hit song, "Eyes, Nose, Lips."
That's why I wrote that down as my strength.
- We should listen to it. - Let's go!
Let's go!
Eyes, nose, lips.
He sings it perfectly like an audio recording.
The background music is for karaoke songs.
Have you sung this song with karaoke music?
This is the first.
(It's his first time.)
He has a great tone of voice.
("Eyes, Nose, Mouth" by Taeyang)
(Hands?)
(Small nails?)
(Jang-hoon is charmed by the song.)
(Here comes the emotional part.)
(The soothing "Eyes, Nose, and Lips" is a treat.)
- Sing us another song. - You have an amazing voice.
The song number is 47681.
He didn't miss a single note.
- Not in the least. - That was amazing, Taeyang.
It's 100 percent a karaoke song.
The tone was perfect.
- Thank you for letting me sing this song. - You have such a great voice.
- It's my favorite song. - We always sing this at karaoke.
- MINO, will you show us something too? - Right.
"My reflection in the mirror is empty like there's nothing there."
- ZICO mentioned MINO last time on the show. - He said MINO is a good dancer.
He showed us a dance he learned from you.
I've never seen him dance before.
(Song MINO is a good dancer.)
(Really?)
(Everyone doubted MINO's dance skills.)
(Dancing)
All he did was this and barely moved his legs.
(Are the rumors of MINO's dance skills true?)
I am actually a good dancer.
(MINO is very confident.)
MINO, don't let your talents go to waste and show us.
Don't just do this. Try to use your legs too.
What's important nowadays isn't strong dance moves.
It's all about the expression.
Really?
(Is it a cringe-faced swag?)
- Like this. - It's about putting up a front?
- You want to cringe your face. - We'll play some music, so you can show us.
I should learn this. This is really a thing?
Let's go.
(Prove to everyone that doubted you that they are wrong.)
Swallow the rhythm!
Let's go!
(Round and round)
(Its the same dance.)
(Is he really that good?)
What is he doing?
Twist to the other side!
(The dance is called "Please Move.")
(It's another version of the previous dance.)
(Behold! This is my dance!)
Wow, what's that?
Wasn't that dance first done by Shim Hyung-rae?
Are you two trying to do a study of the dance here?
I saw Taeyang's expression,
and he looked really disappointed in MINO.
That's because it's not something Taeyang can endorse.
They're all really good dancers, that's why.
Out of all the idol group members,
- Taeyang is the best dancer. - He's the best.
If Taeyang dances, will we truly treat him as a friend?
Everyone knows he dances well, so I wanted to watch him some time later.
- Me, too. - Let's search for his dancing online.
- Showing your talents isn't taken for granted here. - Right.
- We're not going to make you dance. - We know you dance well. We'll search online.
- Right. - I was getting ready.
- No. - He prepared to show us.
- Were you going to curse? - It's not important, but I was preparing.
- Exactly. - Right.
- Let's see his dance at least, if not his new song. - Right. Let's see his dance.
- Applause. - Let's see his dance.
Let's see his new song, too.
(It's Taeyang's dance time.)
- This is how you should dance. - Right.
- This is how you should dance. - This is how you should dance.
- That's right. - Yes.
That's right.
(He exclaims.)
Let's go.
(He does a turn.)
(It's acrobatics.)
(We respect you.)
(Just look at me.)
You've got swag.
He does Gail's crescent kick right away.
- Hold on. - How can he turn one full circle?
- That's cool. - He's an acrobat.
He even did that with a big bag.
- He turned one full of circle with the bag. - I thought he was Yang Hak-sun.
- MINO used to be a b-boy. You can turn after stepping on the wall. - Of course.
Hurry up and do it even if you get hurt.
(Hurry up and do it before we ignore you.)
(He steps on the wall and turns.)
He stepped on the wall and turned.
(He is brazen.)
That's neat.
This is MINO's application form.
His name is Song MINO.
- That's good. - His nickname is...
You changed it to Song Cool Guy.
Did your fans name it for you?
- My fans call me that. - It used to be Dummy.
- It became Cool Guy. - It became Song Cool Guy.
There's a lot of nicknames, such as Song Finger.
Yes, there's Song Finger.
- There's Song Finger. - This is the competition of the century. You're all curious.
- Do we finally have a big match? - It's like a match...
between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor.
- Right. - The public may be more interested in this match.
This is because he wrote...
- that he has an incredible cochlea for his strengths. - No.
- No way. - MINO's amazing, though.
- Really? - You never saw Min Snail before, right?
It's because...
I'll win.
(Song Finger versus Min Snail)
Honestly, this will be a doable match.
Did you see the video?
I saw MINO turn.
Right. He's amazing.
- He has a different method than me. - He has a different method.
He points right away, but I walk a little before I point.
- It's a different. - To be honest...
Experts say that it's harder to point in the same spot.
- No, it's hard to walk after turning. - What do you point at?
- What do you point at? - What do you point at?
You should point towards the person you love.
Let me suggest a rule, then.
It won't be interesting if we turn the same way.
Let's each turn...
ten times.
After poking through the paper weather strip,
- you need to see what's behind it. - You have to see an object?
You have to see what's inside?
- Is that it? - Do you have to guess what's the object?
- You have to guess what's the object. - We prepared it.
This is a match of the century.
A lot of production fees were spent onto this.
We prepared a very special event.
(The best stage is prepared for the best match ever.)
It's like this.
We detached a door from a Korean traditional house in Jeonju.
We didn't ask for permission. The door's 600 years old and we detached it.
It's very expensive.
Alright. A dot will be drawn here...
with a permanent marker.
It's important that you poke through it accurately.
- Yes, the dot shouldn't be visible. - If you poked the top and the dot remains,
- that means you're out. - Right.
- If MINO wins, - He can sing the new song.
Right. MINO and Taeyang can freely perform the new song.
- Right. They can freely perform. - They can perform whatever they want.
- That's amazing. - What happens if we win?
- If we win... - Let's say that they will fulfill our wish.
- Alright. - Everyone has made a bet.
- They will fulfill our wish. - They will fulfill our wish.
- They should fulfill our wish. - I hope you win.
Let's decide who will go first.
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Oh dear... - Let's do it again.
- What? - I thought it was us three.
- What? - Let's do it again.
- Let's do it again. I thought it was us three. - It's Song Finger.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's start with Ssamja first.
- No one watched you guys do rock-paper-scissors. - It should be fingerprint size.
If MINO wins, we'll let Taeyang sing...
- sing the bridge for the new song. - Okay.
- Let's get it. - Get ready.
- Let's go. - Start.
- That's 1, 2, 3, 4... - That's 1, 2, 3, 4...
- That's 5, 6, 7... - Is that fast?
- That's 8, 9, 10. - That's fast.
- That's good. - Go.
- Go. - Go.
(He totally missed it.)
(Taeyang fails.)
- You're out. - You're out.
- You're out. - That's still amazing, though.
You're amazing.
- You're dizzy, right? - I'm dizzy.
- Taeyang failed. - It doesn't work.
- I have a suggestion. - This is blocked.
- It's not blocked. - MINO and I should turn 20 times.
- We should turn 20 times? - Yes, 20 times.
- Is that alright? - Is that alright?
- You want 20 turns? - Are you confident?
Yes. Let's turn 20 times.
You want to turn 20 times? Okay.
MINO should accept that.
- Alright. - Alright.
- We'll do two rounds first. - Alright.
You each have different strengths.
Round one...
is what Kyung-hoon likes.
It's long distance, which is Kyung-hoon's strength.
- Get ready. Do you see this? - Yes, it's 20 turns.
- It's over when you poke it and check the words inside. - Okay.
Ready.
Get set. Go.
- That's 1, 2... - That's 1, 2...
- He's doing 20 turns? That's fast. - 3, 4, 5, 6...
- Oh dear... - 7, 8...
- He looks dizzy. - 9, 10...
- He's done. - 11...
- That's 12, 13... - He's dizzy.
- That's 14, 15, 16... - Are you okay? Are you dizzy?
- Are you alright? - 17...
- I don't think he can breathe. - 18...
- That's 19, 20. - 19, 20.
He's amazing.
You have to poke well.
(He pricks up his antennas and walks in one line.)
You have to poke well.
(Ssamja emerges right in front of the door.)
That's right. Guess what's inside.
(He poked accurately.)
It's "Ring."
You're amazing.
(This is how great the high-class snail is.)
(He's exhausted.)
Good job, Kyung-hoon.
- He did it. - The record is 30 seconds.
- You went all the way there to do "Ring"? - He got 30 seconds?
- You went all the way there to do "Ring"? - It's 30.19 seconds.
- Good job. - I almost puked.
- "Ring." - It was exactly 30.19 seconds.
- MINO... - I thought you almost fell.
- is good at short distances. This is long distance.
- We never saw it, either. - I'm not good at short distance.
It's 30.19 seconds. If MINO wins here,
- he'll win because he's good at short distance. - He'll basically win.
- Right. - He'll basically win.
Viewers,
please don't try this at home. There will be too many objects.
- Right. They'll fall. - It's dangerous.
- Viewers can hurt themselves if they lose their balance. - Okay.
Get ready.
You can start yourself.
This is thrilling.
Start.
- That's 1, 2... - 1, 2...
- That's 3, 4... - He's a bit slower than Kyung-hoon.
- That's 5, 6... - He's stimulated.
- That's 7, 8, 9, 10, 11... - Alright.
- He's young. - 12...
- That's 13... - He's fast.
- That's 14, 15... - He's got it.
- He's got it. - 16...
- He's got it. - 17...
- That's 18, 19... - Why is he so fast?
- That's 20. Alright. - He's fast.
- He's fast. - He's fast.
(Song Finger is going.)
(Did he miss the dot?)
It's "Youth."
I poked here, but...
- I think it slipped. - It's because of the sticker.
- It's because of the sticker. - We'll recognize this.
(He poked accurately.)
- We'll recognize this. - We'll recognize this.
- It's "Youth." - Alright.
- He's fast. - If this is the case,
- he's too fast, then. - He's fast.
- What's the record? - What's the record?
- It's fast. - It's 25.91 seconds.
Nice.
- It's 25.91 seconds. - Will Kyung-hoon lose?
Actually,
Kyung-hoon may be better at short distance.
- Let's start short distance. - Let's start short distance.
- Right. - Short distance should be 10 turns.
- Ten turns aren't dizzy enough. Let's do 15. - We're doing it here?
- Let's do 15 turns. - Let's do 15 turns.
- He's young. - 15 turns will be hard for him.
- Let's go. - Let's do 15 turns, then.
Who's going first?
MINO went last.
Let's start with MINO first.
I went first last round.
- Let's start with MINO first. - It's fair.
Let's do rock-scissor-paper. It may stir controversy.
- Let's practice. - Hold on.
Alright.
- Let's see. - Shall we raise the dot for the amateur?
- We'll raise it for the amateur. - Do a different dot for the amateur.
If you fail,
we'll draw a dot this big on your face.
We keep doing events.
- You're participating without paying anything. - Alright.
It was a pity just now because you poked the wrong spot.
You can start yourself.
Start.
- That's 1, 2, 3... - He's good at turning.
- That's 4, 5... - That's 4, 5...
- He's good at dancing. - Six...
- That's 7... - 8...
- That's 9, 10... - He's good at turning.
- He's good at turning. - 1, 2...
- I would fall here. - 3...
- That's 4, 5... - 4, 5. Alright.
- Let's go. - 1, 2...
You have to poke well. Let's go.
- One, two... - You have to poke well.
(Everything tumbles.)
It's "Ask Us Anything."
(He unexpectedly shows slapstick humor.)
Are you serious?
- He's dizzy. - He's good, though.
- His makeup got on. - He's focused.
- He's dizzy. - Your makeup got on.
Let's reenact that.
That's 15.
It's "Ask Us Anything."
(He's fully drunk.)
That's close.
- Let's start with MINO. - It's right here.
- I'll start first. - No, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
- Alright. - We'll be fair and do rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
Why do you keep doing paper?
- Did you lose? - Yes.
He says he keeps doing paper.
- It's 15 rounds. - Kyung-hoon was exhausted just now.
- Get ready. - Get ready.
- I'll start for you. - Get set.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
I'll do it, Su-geun.
Ready, get set, go.
That's 1, 2...
- He's so fast. - 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
- He's fast. - 8, 9, 10...
- That's 1, 2... - This is dangerous.
- Good. - 3, 4...
- That's five. - Let's go. You have to poke well.
(What is the result?)
You have to poke well. That's right. Alright.
- That's amazing. - It's "DFDB."
(It's "DFDB.")
Oh dear...
(I did my best.)
- DFDB. - DFDB
(It's hilarious, but he was cool.)
- What's DFDB? - You did your best.
You did your best.
(He once again promises a great match.)
- Good job. - You should rest, Kyung-hoon.
- You should rest, Kyung-hoon. - That was amazing.
- What's the record? - It's 18.16 seconds.
You won.
- That's right. DFDB. - DFDB.
- Right. - If Kyung-hoon said, "DFDB," it would have been 17 seconds.
- Right. - DFDB.
It cost two more seconds.
I thought it was like a Chinese movie. DFDB.
(What is that?)
- Right. The ending was like that. - It's like the scene before you die.
- I thought he was hit. - DFDB.
His turning speed was very fast.
- Alright. - He got it down under 20 seconds.
- Ready. - Do it until your finger breaks.
(MINO gets ready.)
- Okay. It's very low. The low ones are really hard. - Right.
- We did that on purpose. - Seriously...
You can leave the watch with me if it's uncomfortable.
It's alright.
- They can't even leave their belongings with me now. - Go, go.
- I'm really nervous. - Let's go.
- Let's get it. - I was shocked.
That's 3, 4...
- He's fast. - 5, 6...
- Right. He's fast. - 7, 8...
- That's 9, 10... - 9, 10...
- That's 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. - 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
You have to poke well.
(He successfully pokes the hole, too.)
It's "Man of great strength."
(What's MINO's record?)
Here we go. It's currently 18 seconds.
- It's 18 seconds. - Kyung-hoon got 18.16 seconds.
- Alright. Come here. - He's dizzy.
- You're dizzy, right? - Yes.
- How is this possible? - Is it 18 seconds?
If he got less than 18.16 seconds,
we'll listen to Taeyang's new song right away.
- He was so fast, though. - Do you...
- want to listen to Taeyang's new song... - That was good.
or do you want Team Ask Us Anything to win?
MINO...
I'm dizzy.
His record is 18 seconds and something.
- We'll return after commercials. - We'll return after commercials.
I was shocked.
- That was freaky. - We'll return after commercials.
Alright. MINO got 18 seconds and...
DFDB.
What's more funny is that...
the last digit is five.
It's something five. Kyung-hoon got 18.16 seconds.
MINO got 18 seconds and something-five seconds.
- Oh dear... - MINO got 18...
He got 18...
- point 85 seconds. - We won.
- We won. - We won.
- Kyung-hoon. - We won.
(Song Fingers lost in his main game, the short distance.)
(Kyung-hoon and MINO are at a score of 1 to 1.)
- This is the final game. - My pride is hurt.
The final game is short distance.
It's short distance, okay?
- We'll ask and come to an agreement. - Okay.
The two players should come out and decide which game to play.
- Shall we do it from the middle? - Yes, let's do it from the middle.
- Alright. - Let's start from this line.
- Look at this. - They agreed to do a middle-distance game.
Rock-paper-scissors.
- What? - What?
- That guy only did paper. - He only did paper.
It's a mental game.
You lost?
He did paper twice.
You should catch your breath before you start.
- MINO is good at this. - Alright.
- It's 10 turns? - It's 10 turns. Kyung-hoon, let's go fast.
- There aren't any strange words like English, right? - No.
- Kyung-hoon. - You can't read English?
- It's not that. - Why are you scared?
- I'm dizzy. - Kyung-hoon, you said you're smart.
- Okay. - Seven people's wishes depend on you.
If Kyung-hoon turns and pokes,
but stays still and doesn't say anything,
then that means it's a capital city of some country.
He would keep lying down and not get the answer right.
- Ready. - Let's go.
- You can start. - It's 10 turns.
- Alright. - Sang-min, you'll flip when they start turning.
- We'll judge in terms of accuracy, now. - Okay.
If someone is slightly off, that person will lose.
We'll push the ripped paper and see the accuracy.
- Alright. - Alright.
I'm sorry, how are you related to our association?
- I'm the audience. - I see.
- You're the audience. - I'm the audience.
- You're the audience? - I'm the audience.
- I never saw you, but you keep stepping up and working with us. - I'm the audience.
- He's intruding too much as the audience. - I'm the audience.
- Get ready. - I'll start.
- You can start if you're ready. - Okay.
Ready, get set, go.
- That's 1, 2... - He's fast.
- That's 3, 4... - Isn't he too fast?
- That's 5, 6, 7... - 5, 6, 7...
- That's 8, 9, 10. - You're good.
Oh dear...
(He pokes the hole accurately.)
That's amazing.
It's "I praise you."
Alright. We can do this.
- This is amazing. - We can do this.
- It was clean. - Shall we hold on to the record first?
- Let's reveal the record first. - I think...
- it will be around... - It's so exhausting.
- It's 12.78 seconds. - It's 12.78 seconds.
That's amazing.
- That's amazing. - Is that a good score? I'm not sure.
That means it's around 1 second per turn.
- It's MINO's turn. - If MINO loses here,
Song Finger will disappear.
- Instead, he'll transform to Two Fingers. - No.
- It's Two Fingers. - If that happens, Ssamja will come out on...
- the next "New Journey to the West" episode instead of MINO. - No.
Right.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
- MINO. - MINO.
- Is he taking that off? - If you think about it...
He's taking off everything that bothers him.
- Taeyang... - You can't take it off.
- You can't take that off. - You can't take that off.
- Don't take that off. - It should be the original weight.
- You can't take that off. - Right.
Let's allow him to take that off.
- I feel like my ears are going to rip. - Okay.
- You can take it off. - It's fine.
- You can take it off. - Let me try it.
Look at this. Can you do it?
- It's 12.78 seconds. - His slide was amazing.
You can practice once.
You can practice how you're going to do it.
- That's good. - Yes.
He does it right away.
That will be exactly 11.64 seconds.
- Get ready. - Kyung-hoon has to win.
Kyung-hoon, this is the final round.
He got 12.78 seconds. MINO has the reputation of Song Finger.
The winner will receive a regular checkup coupon for otolaryngology from JTBC.
You will be given that.
- I'm so nervous. - Alright.
You can start yourself.
Alright. Start.
- That's 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
- That's 8, 9, 10. - 8, 9, 10.
Oh dear...
(He poked it right.)
It's "Saturday."
Why?
Alright.
Kyung-hoon's record was 12.78 seconds.
Alright.
- It's 12 seconds and... - I won't announce it yet.
- Oh dear... - Do we have another commercial? Let's see another one.
- Alright. - The commercials will air separately.
(The attention-hungry giant stands up.)
- Stay tuned. - You should reveal it.
Just do it.
- It's annoying. - Good job.
Alright.
These are the results for the final round,
which was a middle-distance game.
- Min Kyung-hoon currently has 12.78 seconds. - 78.
- MINO... - Tell us what the end digit is.
- It's 75. - It's 75.
- The end digits are 75. - It's 75.
- How many seconds was it? - It's not revealed yet.
The front digit is...
- It should be 13.75 seconds. - We'll only win if it's 13.75 seconds.
(Kyung-hoon got 12.78 seconds. MINO got something point 75 seconds.)
- It's... - It should be 13.
It's 11 seconds.
- He got 11.75 seconds. - He got 11 seconds.
- He got 11 seconds. - He got 11 seconds?
- Hey. - I saved my reputation.
(I saved my reputation.)
- Good job. - Kyung-hoon was good, too.
- It's one second apart from Kyung-hoon. - Good job.
- Good job. - You're good.
- You're very good. - We admit you're good.
- Right. - Good job.
Alright. We'll be asking questions about ourselves now.
There are nights when you just can't fall asleep...
and your mind is full of thoughts.
Every time that happens, I have my own way of making those thoughts disappear.
- No way. - That's too strong.
- Your bones will get old. - Stop it.
What are you guys thinking about?
- When you get useless thoughts... - I know.
- I know the answer. - Go ahead.
When you have useless thoughts,
you get on the internet,
search for news articles about the WINNER members,
and curse them.
- Are you saying I write hater comments? - You write hater comments.
- You feel better that way. - No way.
You write rap lyrics about the thoughts that make you sleepless.
That's not the answer, but I do that sometimes, too.
- Right. - It's not the answer, though.
It's not something I act out.
He's good at drawing.
- Really? - I know the answer.
You draw the WINNER members and erase each of them one by one.
You keep thinking of the process of how you become...
a solo artist. You keep erasing them one by one.
- No. It's a bigger picture. - It's a bigger picture?
- It's a bigger picture? - I know. If it's a bigger picture,
you erase your seniors one by one, including Taeyang.
- You imagine how you become the greatest star in YG Entertainment. - Right.
You erase the CEO at the end.
- Right. - Right. You erase the CEO at the end.
- That's right. - You think, "I will take his spot."
That's incorrect.
You keep thinking of that in order to get rid of useless thoughts.
You keep thinking of the thought that made you unhappy until you're exhausted.
- I think that will be too depressing. - Really?
Really? Thank you for responding,
Taeyang.
- No one cared about me. You're the only one who cared. - Did you see that?
- No one cared about me. - Taeyang thought he had to tell him that.
- I was so worried. - That's very nice.
- I would have been awful if you weren't here. - Come here.
It would be too depressing, then.
You got the part where I draw things right.
- You draw things? - I trash my useless thoughts.
- In order to trash them, - Do you cross out things?
I draw something.
You draw a trash can.
I know the answer. You draw a trash can.
- What do I throw away into the trash can? - I know.
- You throw away... - You throw away trash.
You draw trash.
You draw trash to throw away.
- You throw them away later into the trash can. - I know.
- That's close. - On an A4 size paper,
- you write down the useless thoughts in your head. - Right.
- Then you throw it away in the trash can! - Correct.
Really?
Do you really forget about it if you throw it away like that?
- That's difficult. - If I think about something bad before I sleep,
I'm the one who suffers if I keep thinking about it.
So I take all those bad thoughts...
and make them into an image on a piece of paper.
Then I rip it all up...
and throw it into a trash can.
Why don't you just put your head in a trash can?
Recently...
For about an hour.
Jang-hoon will agree with what MINO just said.
- Athletes have to draw imaginary drawings like this often. - Image training.
It's because before we play a match,
we have to get our adrenaline flowing.
Even if we're single, we have to make an imaginary girlfriend.
We have to imagine happy things.
Then we start to feel happier...
and that's how we start to play a match.
- That's why image training is important. - Most music producers...
make an imaginary group in their head first.
Then they choose the members from an audition based on their imagination.
Although I don't write this on paper,
I also imagine a lot before I go to sleep.
- Especially before a performance, - Right.
I keep practicing image training to perform better on stage.
Did you imagine about today's show?
- I couldn't imagine anything about today's show. - Really?
It's impossible to imagine.
- You don't know what will happen. - We know how you feel.
I think MINO probably imagined something.
Actually, I did imagine something,
but I felt upset with Ho-dong earlier.
I know. You can tell us everything.
I really enjoy watching Ask Us Anything.
But when Jung Yong-hwa came out before,
- He acted differently. - as soon as he stepped inside,
- he shouted, "Yong-hwa! My brother!" - Right.
(During Jung Yong-hwa's appearance)
(Who is that?)
(It's my brother!)
(Ho-dong!)
(He goes crazy.)
(It was such a moving scene for the two brothers.)
I kept imagining something similar in my head.
I was wondering how I should react.
I was getting ready to go crazy, but when I came in,
he just...
acted like he didn't even see me.
(A while ago)
(Ho-dong, what's up?)
Dong-tae!
Dong-tae? Why aren't you greeting me?
Okay, introduce yourself. Let's go.
(What is this dull reaction?)
Before we came in, MINO looked very relaxed.
Since he was close with Ho-dong and Su-geun,
he thought he'd be real comfortable today.
I was more nervous than him.
But you didn't look like you were glad to see him.
(You didn't look so glad to see him.)
MINO, let me explain.
When Yong-hwa came last time,
I kept shouting out his name really loud.
But he felt pressured because I called his name too much.
I'm glad MINO brought this up though.
Choi Min-soo did something exactly the same to me.
- How? - It was when I was a trainee.
I was just cleaning like a regular trainee.
Choi Min-soo and Shim Shin visited our office.
Min-soo was so nice to me.
I was a nobody back then.
I was a trainee who wanted to learn how to sing.
I spent two days with him like that.
And later on, I became a Roo'ra member.
I went to Min-soo later...
to brag to the members that I was close with Min-soo.
I opened the door and said, "Hello, Min-soo. I'm Sang-min."
Did he say, "Who are you?"
"And you are?"
(Humiliated)
(Sympathizing)
I took all the members with me...
and wanted to brag so much to them.
- "And you are?"
- So what did you say? - After I said hi,
- I had to say something fast. - "And you are?"
"I made my debut as Roo'ra, sir."
"Roo'ra? What the heck is that?"
After that,
I told him who I was and we became closer.
I know how you feel.
- It's the same situation. - So the fact is, it's Ho-dong's fault.
- It's totally his fault. - Right.
I didn't know he was thinking about my feelings.
That's because you don't know...
what kind of person Ho-dong is deep inside.
You don't know him yet.
You've just seen him on TV and shot a couple shows.
He's known for his businesslike mind.
He's one of the top three businessmen in Korea.
In "New Journey to the West," I try to leave them alone as much as possible.
I don't express my affection or take care of them like that.
- It'll be weird if you take care of them too much. - I let them behave freely.
I'll ask my second question now.
Although I really like Ho-dong,
why is it hard for me to make him my real brother?
- This is hard. - What a strange question.
I think I know why.
It might be similar to what Jang-hoon said. Since he's calculative?
- Really? - Then we already guessed right.
- Although he wants Ho-dong as a real brother, - He's right.
he thinks Ho-dong will only meet him if he's successful.
If his popularity goes down, Ho-dong will start ignoring him.
Is it something like this?
- Do you think I only think of it as business? - He just said it.
I know the answer.
Maybe because your last names are different?
(Oh my gosh.)
What? His last name is Kang and his last name is Song.
(He respects his shamelessness.)
- They can't be real brothers. - How long have you been a comedian?
- It's been 19 years. - This is the class of a 19-year comedian.
- Only I can say something like this. - Taeyang is suddenly drinking water.
Do you suddenly feel frustrated?
Taeyang always drinks water when he wants to swear.
Taeyang, are you disappointed in me?
Yes, I think I'd better not talk.
- Go cover his mouth. - MINO is drinking water too.
I think it's time for a break. I want to take a break.
MINO used to be chubby before.
- Really? - He was chubby when he was a student.
- I was quite chubby too. - Right.
He gains weight easily.
It'll be hard to stand it if I keep eating in front of him.
It will be hard.
But you're wrong.
- Here it is. - But why do you want to make him your real brother?
(Why do you want to make him your real brother?)
(Why do you want Ho-dong to be your brother?)
I want to ask him why too.
Don't you want me as your brother?
It's so out of the blue though.
- Don't you want me as your brother? - I already have a brother.
(Speechless)
Although we're not that close, I still have a brother.
Tell us three reasons why you want to make me your brother.
Ho-dong?
Three reasons?
- That's too much. - Just one big reason then.
Ho-dong, when...
- I was going through a lot of trouble, - I don't think he asked.
Oh really? I won't say anything then.
I won't say anything.
I don't need him as my brother.
I have never imagined becoming your brother.
Forget it then. This is so humiliating.
I was only thinking about myself.
I don't want to do this anymore.
- I haven't even imagined you as a relative. - Even a relative?
- Goodness. - I think of him as a brother mentally,
but there's another reason.
After I realized this, I felt that it was impossible.
I know the answer. Your parents are...
the similar age as Ho-dong.
Ho-dong was born in 1970.
- He's the same age as your parents. They were... - That's possible.
- born on the same year. - Can you be more specific?
I know the answer.
You and Ho-dong...
- went to the bathroom. - Is it poo again?
- Poo? - And...
- you were both taking care of your business. - Pooing together?
And you looked at him.
The amount of pee?
You couldn't make him your brother because of his size.
- I know the answer. - This is insane.
- I know the answer. - I've never heard anything so absurd in my life.
- I know. - That's unbelievable.
I think...
that your father might be a little older than Ho-dong.
Your mother and Ho-dong are the same age.
- Am I right? - Wrong.
- Be more specific. - You're wrong, but it's a similar answer.
MINO's mom is two years older than Ho-dong.
- You're almost there. - Three years!
- You're almost there. - What about four years?
- What about you? - One year.
Correct.
I heard about this before.
- They're the similar age. - How old is your mother?
- She was born in 1969. - Yes.
Then she's older than Ho-dong.
- One year older. - She's one year older than Ho-dong.
I see. She's older.
What if you don't think about age?
- Do you really want to make Ho-dong your real brother? - Yes.
- But this is... - But I have to be certain about something.
I really like Ho-dong...
and want to be his brother.
But he has so many close brothers.
- Other brothers? - Yes.
I really liked the nickname, "Min Ho-dong."
But he's close with Yong-hwa too.
Do you know what "Min Ho-dong" is? He's just using you.
(He's using your for business!)
- For business? - Since you're very young,
he wants to use you to become a more trendy person.
You can think of it this way.
You shouldn't think about it too much.
- I think you're probably in 120th place in his mind. - But...
- No, he's not. - 110th place.
- When they leave the island, Yong-hwa will probably be washed away. - Sure.
(He's going to washed away from Ho-dong's heart.)
That means I focus hard on all of my programs.
- That's why I... - Goodness.
prepared a "My Brother World Cup."
- A "My Brother World Cup"? - Yes.
- Don't do this. - Wow.
Don't do this please.
- That sounds fun. - Don't give him time to think.
- I don't want to play. - He has to answer on the count to three.
- That's right. - You'll be slapped with water if you hesitate.
How could he think of something like this?
Wow, "My Brother World Cup" is brilliant.
- You have to be honest. - This is too difficult.
This sounds fun, MINO. Let's start.
Kim Jong-min versus Eun Ji-won.
In 1, 2, 3.
- In 1, 2, 3. - Kim Jong-min
I knew it.
Ji-won.
I knew he'd choose Jong-min.
What? I choose Jong-min.
(Do you have a problem with that?)
Who's next?
Kim Jong-min versus Ahn Jae-hyun. In 1, 2, 3.
Ahn Jae-hyun.
(Surprised)
- Isn't he lying? - I think he's lying.
- No way. - I can't believe this.
- I can't believe it. - He's trying to make us confused.
- No. - I can't accept this.
It's because Jae-hyun...
- is an actor, - He's a nice guy.
- but he always tries his best. - He's just throwing away Jong-min like this.
- No, I'm not. - Who's next?
(Uncomfortable)
- Ahn Jae-hyun versus Cho Kyu-hyun. - In 1, 2, 3.
Cho Kyu-hyun.
- He keeps choosing a new member. - They're all on the same program.
- Alright. - Kyu-hyun.
- Alright. - The game starts for real now.
It's Cho Kyu-hyun versus Jung Yong-hwa.
- On the count of 1, 2, 3... - It's Jung Yong-hwa.
- Cho Kyu-hyun is in the army now. - Cho Kyu-hyun.
Jung Yong-hwa. We're the Dong-hwa brothers.
- You can't do that. - Alright.
I'm dying. This is so exhausting.
It's Jung Yong-hwa versus Lee Su-geun.
- On the count of 1, 2, 3... - It's Lee Su-geun.
That was strong.
- Alright. This is a bit... - This is so hard.
Let's get it.
It's Lee Su-geun versus MINO.
- On the count of 1, 2, 3... - 1, 2, 3...
(Round six is Lee Su-geun versus MINO.)
It's MINO.
(No way.)
(He rises.)
I'm free.
- That's great. - This is good.
- This is the final question. - MINO, it's Min-ho-dong.
- Stop it now. - This is the last one. It's the final round.
Seriously, you have to be honest.
- It's the final round. - It's the final round.
- It's the final round. - It's the one we all know.
- Alright. - It's MINO versus Lee Seung-gi.
- On the count of 1, 2, 3... - 3...
(Who is it?)
It's Lee Seung-gi.
He's getting discharged soon.
MINO, it was too early to compare him with you.
- However... - Lee Seung-gi.
Look, here. He's not sincere at all.
- The next person kept winning. - Right.
You should ask this question.
This question would be really hard.
- You should end it after asking this question. - It's the last one.
This is hard.
- We've been together for over one year. You're separating us. - It's the end.
- Right. - Let's end it after this.
Alright. It's Kim Hee-chul versus Min Kyung-hoon.
(Who is Ho-dong's best younger brother?)
- Do you want me to be honest? - 1, 2, 3.
Both of them are despicable.
- What? - Both of them...
- are despicable. - Why is that?
Do you ask, "Who"? It's both of them.
- My goodness... - It's both of them.
It's him and him. It's both of them.
Ho-dong was very wise and passed over everyone.
However, it hurts me so much.
During "Strong Heart" and "Star King," he always said "Lee Teuk, you're my brother."
He doesn't even mention Lee Teuk now.
Who is he?
(He's shocked.)
You're good.
(Ho-dong chooses his brothers with great focus.)
- You have to do this. - Ho-dong.
- Why is it me? - This is most crucial.
- Why is it me? - It's Ask Us Anything versus "Let's Eat Dinner Together."
On the count of 1, 2, and 3...
- It's Ask Us Anything. - No way.
Jang-hoon, it's ENG camera versus Jimmy-jib camera. 1, 2, 3...
It's Jimmy-jib.
- It's ENG camera versus Jimmy-jib camera. - There's so many ENG cameras.
There's only one Jimmy-jib camera.
Jang-hoon...
The Jimmy-jib director does another show with me, too.
We won't see your face on ENG cameras from now on.
- I'll choose Jimmy-jib. - It's Jimmy-jib.
- Is it finally question number two? - Jang-hoon.
- Taeyang. - It's Ask Us Anything versus "Mom's Diary - My Ugly Duckling."
- On the count of 1, 2, and 3... - It's Ask Us Anything.
- Of course. It's obvious. - Let's pass this question right away.
- You should ask him. - What?
He's more important than me.
- Right. Sang-min. - It's obvious.
It's different for Sang-min.
I don't play a big part there.
Is it Ask Us Anything or "Mom's Diary - My Ugly Duckling"?
- It's Ask Us Anything. - Of course. Our root is here.
- I started here. - Everyone started from here.
- We started from here. - It was here where...
Lee Sang-min as a character was formed.
Right. We have to admit that.
- Young-chul, is it Ask Us Anything or your radio show? - It's my radio show.
- He chooses radio. - I agree.
- There... - That's great.
- He didn't even hesitate. - He answered before the question ended.
- I'm great there. - I agree.
It's from 7 to 9am in the morning.
- He didn't even hesitate. - I'm great there. It's mine.
MINO, you still went up to the finals.
- I'm satisfied. - Right.
Is it CEO Yang Hyun-suk or Kang Ho-dong?
- On the count of 1, 2, and 3... - It's CEO Yang Hyun-suk.
Excuse me?
- Why are you raging? - He didn't even hesitate.
- Right. - He didn't even hesitate.
- Ho-dong, this is the last obstacle. - What is it?
Is it Lee Seung-gi or CEO Lee Soo-man?
On the count of 1, 2, and 3...
It's CEO Lee Soo-man.
- It's CEO Lee Soo-man. - It's CEO Lee Soo-man.
It's CEO Lee Soo-man. Lee Seung-gi lost.
I didn't even hesitate.
- I... - Let me ask you one more.
- What is it? - What is it?
It's because he mentioned CEO Lee Soo-man.
Is it Lee Soo-man or Yang Hyun-suk?
- What is that? - That's obvious.
What are you doing right now?
If that's the case,
is it Lee Soo-man or Yang Hyun-suk? 1, 2, 3.
- It's Yang Hyun-suk. - Right. He's in our company.
- We're in the same company. - Why are you saying nonsense?
I had no idea.
(They burst out in laughter.)
- My goodness... - Oh dear...
- You answered so innocently. - I...
I thought you were personally fond of him.
- We're in the same company. - I had no idea.
- He answered with the most innocent in the world. - Right.
- He said, "I had no idea." - I had no idea.
Sang-min, didn't it seem like he didn't know?
I wouldn't have asked this stupid question if I knew.
- Taeyang. - Let's go.
(Let's move on to the next question.)
- Alright. - What's the next question?
On "Show Me the Money,"
I sang the song, "Fear,"
with Taeyang.
Right. Taeyang did that all.
(I'm sorry.)
When performing,
I was a bit flustered. Why was I flustered.
I know the answer. I love this song.
It's MINO's performance.
You were rapping.
When Taeyang came out, the audience finally became excited. At first,
they were composed, but became excited when Taeyang came out.
- Kyung-hoon, do you know this song, "Fear"? - Yes, I do.
- How do you know it? - How do you know it? Sing it.
Don't sing, "Coward."
When I return
Blah, blah, blah
Is that our song?
- No, I saw Taeyang come out. - He knows it.
- Right. - Taeyang came out.
You performed where your parents were.
- Right. - I saw that video.
- It was very cool. - Your father came out.
When you saw your father on stage,
it was a bit awkward.
- I was so shocked. - I know the answer.
First of all, hold on.
- Let me first sing the song, "Fear." - That's good.
I show it to you.
- Really? - I'll show you the performance.
- You'll get the hang of it, then. - The lyrics are good, too.
When I looked back, I was farther than I thought
(MINO strove for his dream with faith in his family only.)
(The lyrics express his anxiety at that time...)
(as well as his faith that he'll get through it eventually.)
Let's get it.
Thank you.
- That's awesome. - That's an amazing voice.
You've got swag.
- You've got swag. - You're cool.
(MINO and Taeyang's collaboration is still cool.)
- The tension is amazing. - Doesn't Taeyang's voice sound like a machine?
- It's like a CD. - It's as if it's automated.
- Right. - The notes didn't tremble one bit.
- The notes didn't tremble one bit. - I think we should look at MINO once.
It's like this.
When Taeyang emerged, all the focus went to him.
Is that why you were flustered?
Your father was there, too.
- However, the audience started chanting, "Taeyang." - Taeyang.
One person became 10 people. Everyone chanted.
- No. - I know the answer.
"Show Me the Money" is a show where the money keeps adding up.
You only had 10 or 20 cents when you sang.
When Taeyang came out, you suddenly had over 100,000 dollars.
- Stop it. - It's wrong?
I know the answer.
You wanted to show it for sure on stage.
You wanted to show people how Taeyang could be flustered.
You took out the batteries in Taeyang's microphone and handed it to him.
- However, you heard the voice from the microphone. - His voice was audible.
(Was he flustered by Taeyang's powerful voice?)
It's wrong.
You went to your father and sang.
- You saw it. - You sang passionately.
However, you realized that it wasn't your father.
That's why you were flustered.
It was so dark. You went to someone who looked like your father.
- He had to sing, "Father." - Father.
- Father. - Father. The guy asked, "Who are you"?
I'm not your father.
That guy must have been happy.
It's related to my father.
You have to think about the song, "Fear."
- I know the answer. - It's sad.
- I know the answer. You went to your father while rapping. - Right.
Your father was waiting for you.
He was ready.
You came to your father and hugged him.
He asked, "Should I cry? What should I do"?
- You whispered what your father should do. - I know.
- I know the answer. - What should I do? Please tell me.
- MINO. - That's hilarious.
I know the answer.
The scene you imagined...
was your father weeping.
You imagined a sad scene.
(He's laughing.)
He was laughing awkwardly.
It was a different scene than you expected.
- That's correct. - Really?
You thought it would be very sad, but your father wasn't like that.
That's better.
I was focusing on my emotions so much.
I sang, "Father, tell me the answer if you're looking at me," and went to him.
Your father probably didn't know the answer.
Everyone except my father...
- was weeping. - I don't know, either.
My father was the only one doing this.
He was smiling like this.
(MINO was singing his emotions out.)
(MINO's father was smiling.)
(MINO had no choice but to smile...)
(after facing his father's smile.)
- Your father knew that the cameras were there. - Right.
- He felt awkward. - He didn't know what kind of expression he should show.
I respect your father very much.
He smiled for you instead of shedding a tear.
He also made you smile.
I will now ask a question.
("Guess About Me")
I had just debuted.
Because of Park Myung-soo,
there was a moment when I just didn't know what to do.
What happened?
I know the answer. It was "You look exactly like me."
Incorrect.
- Hey. What's up with your name, Taeyang? Chang it. - Incorrect.
You can't make it. Learn some skills instead.
(Talking nonsense)
Those words aren't enough to make me clueless as to what I should do.
- I can take it. - When it comes to people who do hip-hop,
they walk like this.
So you were walking like this.
- He said, "Walk straight." - Right.
I guess that's the answer.
It's quite close.
- From his perspective, - Swag.
he did the right thing.
You're Big Bang.
- You dressed like this.- Yes.
And you were dragging your pants on the floor.
Now show us.
- Okay. - We are thinking the same idea.
Roll up your pants.
I don't know what to do.
- We didn't wear saggy pants back then. - I know the answer.
I know the answer.
Okay. Let's say MINO is Taeyang.
- Go "Swag" and come to me like this. - "Swag."
(Taeyang walks with a swag.)
"Are you okay?"
(He was helping Taeyang, thinking he was injured.)
Are you okay? Come to the hospital.
That was great.
You are so close.
Does it have to do with pants?
You were wearing really saggy pants.
- Yes, I did.- Myung-soo went behind you.
- Then he pulled up your pants. - What are you doing?
I know the answer. It's the opposite.
That's correct.
- That was the answer? - You got the answer so quickly.
I think he would've pulled up your pants, because your underwear is showing.
- That must've been it. - Right now, I feel...
- You all knew. - I was trying to be funny with Kyung-hoon.
- Jang-hoon, we were trying to get the answer later on purpose to be funny. - Right.
- How dare you say the answer now. - Respect me.
(He has no wits, ''Respect me.")
- We could've... - What? Respect? You should be scolded.
- Ho-dong already knew the answer, but he... - But I...
- But I... - Seriously.
- I was trying to be funny. I didn't know that'd be the answer. - Even MINO knew.
I'm telling you. I was trying to be funny. I didn't know that'd be the answer.
- Look at the crew's faces. - I did well.
Look at the straight looks on their faces.
- You guessed well. - So what happened exactly?
- So... - You are ridiculous.
You are just jealous because you couldn't get the answer.
So I was doing a radio show.
It was the first time for us to meet him.
So we were very nervous, saying "Hello" like this.
So after saying that, we were about to get started working.
Then all of sudden, he came behind us and said "Come here."
Then he pulled up my pants like this.
He did that many times.
He really thought we weren't wearing them right.
- Wearing saggy pants... Yes.
- was the style back then. - People wore jeans very low.
We really liked that style.
We sagged our pants a lot, so much so that you could see our underwear.
But anyway, you got the answer so quickly.
- I'm sorry, Taeyang. - Do you have any other question?
Wasn't that your last question?
No, I have more.
Taeyang, can you mimic someone?
I'm not good at mimicking others. - But if you like "Korean Food Table,"
- then you should be able to mimic Choi Bool-am. - That's right.
- You can mimic "Pa." - You can do "Pa."
- "Pa." - You are pretty good.
His face looks so innocent.
Seriously.
I heard MINO is good at mimicking others.
- Yes. He's basically an actor. - Really?
Are you really good, MINO?
He claims himself that he's so good. Let's try Choi Min-sik. Let's go.
Mimic Choi Min-sik.
"Excuse me. Which Choi family do you belong to?
- That wasn't good at all. - Who was he trying to be?
Try Ahn Sung-ki.
- Do "Shoot me" scene, please. - "Shoot me."
I told you. This is why you shouldn't make him do something.
- "Shoot me." - Try Choi Min-sik. Go.
- "Excuse me. WHich Choi family do you belong to?" - Try Ahn Sung-ki. Go.
"Shoot me."
Try Lee Jung-jae.
"Wasn't that too much?"
- Are you just doing it for the sake of it? - This one was quite similar.
It's important to be confident.
- The point is to do it with confidence. - Do the "There's no reason" thing.
- "there's no good reason." - Let's do "Nameless Gangster."
"I'm sorry,"
"but even gangsters have rules to abide by."
"Going there all of sudden..."
"Just because there's no..."
"There's no good reason for me to go. There's no good reason."
"Which Choi family do you belong to?"
(The scene changed all of sudden.)
You can only do what you memorized, right?
He keeps asking you which Choi family you belong to, but your last name is Lee.
I'll ask the next question.
Among all the autographs I've given,
this is the most embarrassing one.
- When and where was this autograph given to? - I know the answer.
You did it in the public bathroom naked. I've had that experience.
- That happens. - But it's embarrassing.
You have to give an autograph when you are completely naked.
- So did you do it? - Yes, I did.
Haven't you all had that experience at least once?
I guess the questions are...
- What is it? - I know the answer.
- You got the place correct. - That's right.
So the place is right.
The person had tattoos all over his body.
It was a scary-looking man.
- Yes. - He came to you.
Be more specific.
(That's right. Be more specific.)
There was a Yakuza.
He asked you for an autograph like this.
He showed you his back and asked to give him an autograph with the tattoo thing.
(He asked for a tattoo autograph.)
- He asked for "Taeyang" tattoo on his back. - Incorrect.
You came close to the answer so fast,
so you must be very accurate, including the number.
Five people saw Taeyang at the same time.
They were trying to get his autograph, and they were fighting.
"I'm older. I should get his autograph first."
"Why does age have to do with something like this?"
"Get out of my way. Get behind me." So five people started to fight over you there.
(A fight broke out, and he didn't know what to do?)
How many people were asking? Where? This is the important part.
- They were at a sauna. - Eight people...
asked you to sign their palms.
- It wasn't 8 people. - It's 100.
- They all came running to you. - It's 3,000 people.
- I said "palm." - Where?
- "Palm" isn't the answer. - Twenty people wanted you to sign their backs.
Correct.
- That was the answer? - Let's look at the back.
So we filmed a music video for about five days.
I went to the public bath with Seungri.
Then the scary people from the dark sector.
about 20 of them came to us.
They were all naked.
They were saying "Isn't he Seungri? Isn't that Taeyang?"
- They are from Gyeongsang Province. - They wanted autographs.
So I was trying to do that.
But it was pointless.
There were so many animals tattoos on their backs. I had to find the spot.
- It was like animal farm. - So I said okay.
There were tigers and dragons.
There were so many animals. So I was looking for the spot for an autograph.
Then I got to their palms.
So I asked, "I'm very sorry, but can I sign on your palm?"
He said that's fine. So I signed his palm.
So after that,
something got to my mind. "I just signed on his palm,"
- "but he needs to wash here anyway." - Exactly. He's going to take a bath anyway.
I thought they'd get washed off quickly.
- I watched them to see how they wash themselves. - Yes.
So all 20 of them were taking shower.
They had one hand up in the air.
(This is just the older brothers' kind of joke.)
- Really? - This is so funny.
Put your hands up.
They were in the tub together. They all had their one hand like this.
(They all had one of their hands out like this.)
Taeyang, they must be your true fans then.
They wanted to brag about it.
They probably thought that if it's not there,
- then it would be never. - That's right.
They were genuine.
I'll go to the next question.
There's something that I always do before I go on tours abroad.
- You pack all the Korean food you can. - Incorrect.
- You pack seaweed. - Incorrect.
- You must've been close. - It's something like that.
You love Korean food so much,
- So you... - You make kimchi yourself and pack them.
Incorrect.
Is it kimchi made with green onions?
- Is it kimchi made with radish? - Incorrect.
- It's Baek-kimchi. - It's not.
It's Yeolmu-kimchi. - You go with your mom.
(Kind of?)
He can taste the food his mom made.
This is so...
- You are getting there. - I know the answer.
- It's something really basic. - I know the answer.
You pack instant rice. You always do. You must eat rice.
When Taeyang goes abroad...
You pack rice,
and you cook rice yourself. You always do that.
- Always. - You are super close.
I know the answer. You pack your rice cooker.
The pressure-rice cooker?
- You pack rice and the rice cooker. - Correct.
That was Sang-min's answer.
- Ho-dong knew the answer. - You are so mean.
Look at him.
- Look at the look on Taeyang's face. - Look at him acting all sad.
Until now, all of you...
When I get close to the answer,
you have been getting hints from that and gotten the final answer.
- We all knew. - Exactly.
Even MINO knew the answer.
Do you really pack the rice cooker?
Since I go on tours abroad a lot,
I got tired of some food there.
Right. That happens.
- So rice... - Rice cooker is very useful.
- You can even cook instant noodles. - That's right.
You can make anything with a rice cooker.
- You can also steam food. - That's why...
the members of the national team always took a huge rice cooker with them abroad.
That' because you are well-off. If you take it, then your family can't eat rice.
(He's at a loss for words.)
That means you must have two rice cookers at home.
Okay. Jang-hoon...
I said that the national team packed a rice cooker when going abroad long ago,
- and you talk about family members starving? - Jang-hoon, you should apologize.
- You need to apologize. - They took the only rice cooker at home.
If it's taken abroad, then...
the family members left at home can only eat raw rice.
- It was purchased by the association. - It's not something you should recommend.
- Jang-hoon, apologize. - Apologize now.
Not all families have two rice cookers at home.
- There's usually just one. - Just one.
- If you don't want to apologize, just don't. - He has to.
- Offer a formal apology. - I'm sorry.
(He reluctantly apologizes.)
He's gotten tired of it now.
So do all members eat rice made from the rice cooker?
I take the rice cooker and rice.
- I also take side dishes. - Yes, you need side dishes.
- You also pack side dishes. - I also take spices and seasonings.
- It's obvious he likes Korean food.. - I looked for Korean restaurants before.
But later, I even got sick of the Korean food abroad.
I take what I usually eat at home.
I had the same experience before.
If we go somewhere strange abroad...
with strange food for away games,
then we just can't eat, and we lose weight.
- So we packed canned food. - You packed canned food, like tuna.
I carried the heavy food like that with me.
There are organs called "vestibular organs."
It takes care of balance. There's also cochlea.
So there are several organs in our body that takes care of balance.
So I've been carrying heavy bags with all those food.
Something in the organs that take care of balance went wrong.
- Oh my goodness. - Then how did you play basketball?
It's fine when I'm sitting,
but when I get up, I'd go like this.
At that time, the coach of the national team...
thought I was lying.
I mean I was fine when I was sitting.
So there's no problem when I'm eating,
but once I get up, I go like this.
It's not funny.
- So... - Imagine this giant being like that.
So I went to the hospital in Saudi Arabia. They don't know what's wrong with me.
So at first, I went on the field.
The coach asked, "How are you feeling?"
(He had no choice but to play.)
I didn't think I could play.
I'm not making this up.
THis is our basket.
We were doing defense, and we need to go that way.
So I have to go this way, but I kept going this way.
And I went straight into our bench area.
Seriously?
I'm not kidding. I'm not trying to be funny.
This really happened.
So the referee...
thought something was weird.
He was thinking, "What's wrong with him?"
He told our team to change the player.
- So we switched. - Because you were being weird?
Yes. So I went to the bench. The coach...
realized that I was being serious.
He realized that.
So he didn't made me play the game, but the problem is...
we won the game. I wasn't playing.
But this is the funny part.
So since we won, we had to go to the spot for the first place.
I just couldn't walk up there.
Someone had to help me.
So I went up to the awards podium like this.
I went up like this.
- You've been through a lot. - Do you have a picture of that?
I'm really not joking. So after that,
I came home and I couldn't play for six months.
You told this funny story now, when Taeyang was asking us a question.
I hesitated about telling this story.
You're taking away the scene from him.
(He's deeply regretting.)
He gets answers to Taeyang's questions fast and then tells his own stories.
That's true. That's how things have been today.
- I think he's doing that on purpose. - I wasn't going to tell the story.
Doesn't it seem like he's doing it on purpose?
- So I was going to not tell the story. - I don't think...
a phone call would cut it. I think you'll get scolded in person.
You'll meet with your boss.
- I didn't think enough. I apologize. - You're apologizing again?
(Taeyang's "Guess About Me" ended with Jang-hoon's apology.)
("The Dignified Brothers")
(Door opening wide)
- Go ahead. - Let's go in.
(Taeyang the boss and the beret brothers enter the room.)
Boss.
THe weather is nice today, boss.
You should match our height.
- You are too tall. Our boss and the Chairman... - That's right.
You're supposed to be on their level.
Why are you talking to me like that?
- You're the youngest. - You're the youngest.
Who do you think you are here?
- I'm the youngest here? - Come here.
- Are you older than me? - Yes.
I always get the youngest role. Boss.
- Get lower. - He's going to play the older one.
I'm trying to lower my body like this.
- Now you are on my level. - Yes, boss.
- What's the matter? - He's going in.
Let's go in.
- Hey, brother. - Brother.
All of you, let's go.
- It's nice seeing you. - You should've come earlier.
I guess we've become friends.
Is he still shaking like that?
You make me sad like this
(This is the official theme song for the old boss.)
Boss. It's been so long.
You must've waited for a long time.
It's been so long, boss.
Boss, don't you need a new one?
I guess I need to change this one too.
There's no warranty service for this.
What's up with all of you? Are you wearing casts or something?
If you are here,
then you need to bow to our boss, Taeyang.
What are you talking about? Our boss...
- No. - Why should he say hello to him?
- There's no good reason. - There's no good reason.
- What's this nonsense? - Which Choi family do you belong to?
How dare you. I'm going to punch your forehead.
- The only boss I know is Taeyang. - Is this fish skin?
How dare you touch him.
If you get the sun, then you get recharged with solar power.
(You get it?)
That was so funny, I almost fell out of my chair.
Anyway boss, we came here because we heard the Chairman is coming.
He's not here yet.
That must mean something has happened.
- The boss... - The Chairman is coming.
- He's here. - Hello.
Chairman, welcome.
(They look just like the characters from "Woman of Dignity.")
- Welcome. - Chairman is here.
How have you been.
You should all say hello to the Chairman the right way.
You should all say hello the right way.
Don't be rude.
- What is it? - Be careful.
- What's going on? - What are you doing?
- What is it? - Chairman can get hurt.
Really? I didn't notice.
- Are you all here? - Yes, Chairman.
You shouldn't talk much.
- You should be careful. - Bok-ja,
- Is she Bok-ja? - She's Bok-ja.
She's the woman who was his caregiver.
Then the two...
Our Chairman is sick. Please keep your voices down.
Bok-ja,
once this is all taken care of,
then we can go on cruises and live happily.
I'd be happy with just a raft.
I just need you. That's all I need.
- Bok-ja is so sweet. - Who are you?
Who are you? Why are you acting like that to my father?
Father. Who is this woman?
- How dare you say "this woman"? - You are all horrible actors.
(You are all horrible actors.)
- You act like you are reading books. - Father.
- Father. - How dare you say "this woman."
I didn't introduce her to you yet. Say hello.
She's your step mother.
- Step... - Step mom?
Isn't that too much?
- Step mother is... - What are you two doing?
I am sad.
She's the only one who got me up.
You can stand?
You can stand up?
I don't know if I can say this here.
I want to give birth to your baby.
- Oh my goodness. - You are so sweet.
(Barfing)
- What's going on? - Hee-chul is saying he'll even give birth now.
- My dear. - Listen carefully.
I brought all of you here for a reason.
There's just one reason.
My oldest son Taeyang...
and my younger son MINO,
only one of you...
will be granted this beret.
After that, I plan on living a happy retired life with Bok-ja.
- Who will take my place? - It's so obvious.
Of course it's MINO.
Of course he'll be the one to take your place.
- It should be me. - What are you saying?
Chairman, think about this.
- You need to know your place. - You need to be dressed up, but look at him.
How can he get to work looking like that?
- You need to know your place. - You call that clothes?
- What's the problem with these clothes? - It's too bright.
These are the new...
trendy clothes.
It looks like an outdoor blanket.
- It's an outdoor blanket. - It's trendy.
- This is trendy. - You are dressed like...
a worker at a factory in Pyongyang.
Okay. That's true,
- but why does fashion matter? - Look. Our Chairman is sick.
- To lead this company, - That's right.
health is the most important thing. MINO just spells out healthy.
- I'm healthy. - BUt his brain doesn't work.
What are you saying, you brat.
Taeyang here is very bright. He's fit for the new era.
Just look at him. He's so old.
- You need a young, healthy leader. - He can do...
ten flips.
- Wait. - But...
Why don't you show them.
- Let's see it. - Isn't it dangerous?
You can't do it with those shoes.
- He can't. - He can.
- As expected. - You are amazing.
Why don't you show the triple jump-rope then?
He's going to do the triple jump-rope.
Look carefully.
MINO, if you can't do this, you're dead.
- Do you understand? - Ho-dong,
I asked you. Do you understand?
- Fine. - What exactly does he do?
You must succeed.
- Let's go. - He looks like he has a bread on top of his head.
(He's doing the double jump-rope.)
- This is double rope. - This is triple rope.
- He can do it. - That's our boss.
(Our boss did it.)
Respect him.
That's our boss.
- We just can't help but respect him. - Swag.
Chairman, that's just silly.
- I mean that's it? - Exactly.
- You think you can take his place with that? - Seriously.
- You need to be strong to become a leader. - That's right.
When it comes to being strong, Taeyang is the man.
- He's amazingly strong. - That's right.
Give him a ball. Taeyang...
can just poop and eat on top of that.
- That's nonsense. - He can do anything.
He can even date on top of this.
- That doesn't make sense. - Show them.
My friend.
Did you escape from North Korea on your own?
(Saluting)
Look carefully. Look what I can do.
- Men must be able to keep balance. - Be quiet.
That's a gym-ball.
If you can do that, then come out.
- Who can't? - That's really difficult to do.
- If something goes wrong... - That shows his strength.
Can the younger one do this?
Of course. You don't need to go.
What are you doing? You should be the one going over there.
What are you doing?
- Next to me... - He's trying to let out a pigeon later.
He's hiding one inside. Isn't that it?
Show them.
(Summoning his strength)
- We are the beret brothers. - Yes we are.
This is bread.
- This is real bread. - This is the magic of berets.
- They're so low. We can't be in the organization with them. - He's a bread man.
- That's really hard. - He can't do it.
Taeyang's just really talented.
Hey, your feet are on the floor!
His feet are on the floor.
- The second son is... - What are you doing?
Did you see that?
That was embarrassing.
There's no one who can do something like this there?
- You're going to hurt yourself. - We all know how to do this here.
- It's so easy. - There's nothing hard about it. You just go up like this and...
and do this,
trying to keep your balance. You just keep your balance.
(You just keep your balance.)
(Did you see that?)
That's how you do it.
Did you see that?
(Even Taeyang is impressed!)
- Did you see it? - You were awesome.
Wow, that was amazing.
(He's starting to feel like he lost.)
(Satisfied)
(With Kyung-hoon's help, will Taeyang's group win?)
- I totally respect you for that. - That was great!
That almost made me laugh my heart out.
All right. This is the last one.
Comrade, get ready.
(Hurry and get on this fast!)
Have you ever done this before?
I think...
the successor of this organization...
shouldn't be keeping...
any secrets from the chairman.
- As expected of you. - I don't have any secrets from you.
You should use this chance...
to honestly confess something to the chairman.
You can't make up any lies.
There's a secret I've kept hidden for a long time.
- But I'll confess it for the first time here. - Go on and do it.
Don't get too shocked.
I'm actually not that short.
(That's all.)
- Wait, does that mean you're tall? - Yes.
It's because he has never ever straightened his legs.
- Is that true? - Yes. He never straightened his legs.
Boss. You should confess something too.
I have something to confess.
I...
lied when I said I liked Ho-dong.
- Oh? - You like Jae-seok more than Ho-dong, don't you?
I never liked Ho-dong.
Since we're on that topic...
Since you just confessed that,
I also admit I hate Ho-dong too.
You don't really fit in within our organization.
- What are you saying? - I'm saying I hate you.
Why are you suddenly...
- saying you... - It's because MINO said he hated him.
Are you saying you want a fight?
Fine, bring it!
- You want to die? - Die? How are you still alive?
This is so ridiculous. What in the...
He can't even bother to talk to you right now.
Right now, everyone's...
What are you looking at?
- It feels like he won that round. - It does.
It looks like Kyung-hoon won that round.
I can't do anything. He's a complete psycho.
He's completely crazy.
You still got it in you.
- It's for real. - Taeyang. You should confess and take things off your mind too.
Yes, you should confess something too.
Father. I want to confess something I've kept hidden all this time.
Yes. Taeyang.
For years, I gave my everything,
my entire youth and childhood,
to YG but to be honest,
I like SM better.
(Big News)
(I love you, CEO!)
(I love YG.)
YG!
- It already went out. - This is bad!
Come here.
You're family now.
- Hello. - Come here. You're family with us now.
I'm your biggest fan.
We're a family now.
We were supposed to do this to be funny but...
I think he's going to be scolded later.
- Did you really mean it? - Oh no.
(He's starting to panic.)
Have you felt like this for a long time?
Wait, weren't we supposed to say something like that?
- No, you didn't have to. - You didn't have to...
- You didn't... - You shouldn't have done...
Mr. Yang can really hold on to his grudges, you know?
(I made a huge mistake...)
Let's not drag this out and move on to the next thing.
We need to keep things moving.
- All right. - We'll protect you.
But you know, you've been with one company for too long.
Anyway, Ho-dong. Don't you have any secrets?
- Tell me a secret. - I don't have any secrets.
I never keep any secrets. There's nothing to say.
He's lying.
He's always jealous of me.
- Why would I be jealous of you? - You pretend to be happy at home.
- How do I pretend... - You pretend you have a happy family.
But in reality, you're jealous of me.
You're jealous of how free I am! How I'm like the wind!
- Me? - Even though I go home everyday at 5am or 6am,
there's no one there. You're jealous of that.
You pretend to be happy with your family but...
(The union of divorcees)
If you're going to use me, you better make it big, got it?
You better make it big!
- That's why... - You're always jealous.
- Fine, you... - You're always crying when you go home.
My goodness. I hope you make yourself a big star using me like this.
- My goodness. - You have to be a big star, got it?
Everyone's having so much fun...
and laughing together.
But Taeyang is the only one...
I think he's regretting what he said before. He keeps...
While everyone's laughing, he's going like this.
"Did I go too far saying that?"
(While everyone was chattering away,)
(he's worrying about what he said.)
(I like SM better.)
- He's very worried... - Don't worry about it.
- You never know what'll happen in life. - You're going to be the boss. Don't worry.
- You're an important person. - You're the boss.
I think I made a big mistake.
It's fine. We're all one big family now.
- My goodness. It's... - Chairman?
- I also have something I want to confess. - You do?
All right. Speak up, Jang-hoon.
- What are you doing? You're making me nervous. - Don't do it.
- Don't. - Don't do it.
- This woman... - Don't!
is my woman!
Bok-ja was originally from my hometown.
- How dare you... - I love this woman.
You! I won't let you...
Where do you think you're touching?
As expected of my Bok-ja.
- She slapped you? - Where do you think you're touching?
Bok-ja forgot about you ages ago.
For the last 10 years...
This is the hardest I've been slapped in the last 10 years.
Bok-ja is mine.
- Come here. - I'll have you in the end!
- Sit down. - Chairman. Let's not waste any more breaths.
- It's obvious that MINO should be the successor. - That's right.
- I should be your successor. - Then,
let's have Ms. Bok-ja...
figure something out and clear this up once and for all.
Although we're a family that uses our fists to solve problems,
- I believe using your head is also very important. - Yes.
From now on, let's test the intelligence...
- of the two groups. - It won't make a difference.
As expected of my Bok-ja.
That group is filled with idiots.
Taeyang. You don't have to worry about a thing.
- If the group is dumb, - They don't know anything.
the leader has to be responsible for their members.
That's why we're going to put in a balloon in the leader's pants.
Every time they lose,
we're going to put air into the balloons.
As we put in the air, the first person who gets their balloon to burst will lose.
- Then... - Taeyang's group is...
Bok-ja? Bok-ja?
Bok-ja?
- You still didn't quit smoking yet? - I'll try to quit faster.
All right. I'm going to...
start this game.
(They put the balloons in their pants.)
This is the first question.
First, we're going to solve the code in this quiz.
Ms. Kim. Is this one on one or a group match?
It's obviously a group match.
- Can't you think before you speak? - That's why we have teams.
His brain's made up of bread.
We said it was MINO's group and Taeyang's group.
Because of that stupid remark,
I'm going to give MINO some air.
- That's not fair. - That's not fair!
- Chairman... - Put in the air!
- Chairman... - Put it in?
- Oh! - What the...
(What is that?)
Oh my goodness!
(Inflated)
- That's... - It's going to be like this?
Does he have a lump? Just what is that?
(Everyone was unprepared for the shocking imagery.)
Why did you have to put in so much air at once?
- All right... - Taeyang, you should prepare yourself.
The team...
the solves the code and does the action first will win.
This is a team based game.
This is the first question.
Dong, Slap, Face, In, The, Ho.
I know the answer!
What was the code?
- Slap Ho-dong in the face. - Correct!
- We got a point! - I feel great about this!
- That was practice. - That wasn't practice.
You should have told us it wasn't practice.
Let's put in some air!
(Pumping)
- Why did you put in so many? - You can't pump it that many times.
You put in too much.
You mustered a lot of courage appearing on today's show but...
I think you're losing out by doing this.
They're troopers, all right.
I'll move on to the next question.
(The second question!)
Nostril, You, Finger, The,
Person, Put, To, Of,
Your, In, The, Next.
I know the answer!
(Puts In)
- What was the answer. - Put your finger...
- in the nostril of the person next to you. - Correct!
- Wow. - How'd you get that right?
- I graduated from college, you know? - Which college?
- Ehwa Women's University? - I didn't go to college.
Stop. You can only pump it one time.
- Kyung-hoon. - All right. Next,
we're going to do an idiom quiz.
When I describe the meaning,
you have to say the correct idiom.
Each person will say one character of the idiom, understand?
This is similar to that phrase where the thief holds the stick.
It's when the guilty party...
point fingers and...
blame the innocent. What idiom is this?
- I know the answer! - Oh, I got it.
- It goes like this, starting with you? - Yes.
(But I don't know the answer...)
- It has to start with Jang-hoon. - Jang-hoon doesn't know.
- One, two, three. - Ban.
- He has to go first. - Hey, he has to go first!
- Do it again! - We'll try again.
We didn't get it wrong yet.
Not only were they wrong, but they cheated as well.
- They cheated. - Give us another one.
- Fine, I got it. - You can pump in the air.
- Just pump it once. - Do it once.
If Taeyang's able to...
guess the right answer, we'll give you a point.
- Do you know the answer? - I don't.
(They laugh at the unexpected innocent act.)
That was very funny. Let's move on to the next question.
This is a person who's beautiful no matter which angle you look at her.
All right. Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Does he have anything in that brain of his?
- Let's do this. - I...
You don't have any right to say that to me.
One, two, three!
That was just so sudden that...
- He doesn't know. - We know the answer!
Okay. Let's give this team a chance.
- One, two, three! - Paht!
- Bul. - What?
One, two, three!
Chul.
- One, two, three! - Jjang.
- Was that for real? - I don't know.
Please go and give yourselves some air.
One, two...
Push...
What? Why are we getting...
We got it wrong.
They got it wrong too.
I'll read the question again.
This is a person who's beautiful no matter which angle you look at her.
Also, she's talented in all kind of things.
I know the answer!
- All right. - This time...
We have to get this right, Boss!
- We have to get this right. - Please calm down.
This time,
since Taeyang looks very bored,
- we'll start with him first. - No!
That's so...
I think Taeyang's going to get it wrong.
- Everyone be quiet. - This is an idiom.
One, two, three!
What are you doing? Pump him.
MINO's team.
They should start with that side too.
Okay.
Can I really get this right?
- We have to. - Yes, we have to.
- We have to get it right. - Boss.
There's no reason not to get it correct.
Which Choi are you?
I think you need to change your concept.
All right. One, two, three!
- Paht. - Bang.
- Mi. - In.
That's correct!
- Pump it for us. - All right.
Here it goes!
- Oh no. - He might start to float any moment now.
He's going to float in the sky.
It seems like this is the end for me.
Taeyang.
- Don't give up hope. - Stop worrying about it too much...
- and try to focus on the game. - Yes.
It means "too much is just as bad as having too little."
I know the answer!
- Gwa. - Yoo.
- Bul. - Dam.
I know the answer!
- Wait a second. - Wait.
(That wasn't right?)
That was wrong so pump it.
Okay, okay.
(MINO's team pumped in the air.)
One thing's for sure, I feel relieved after seeing Taeyang's expression.
- All right. We'll start. - Who should we start with?
One, two, three!
- Gwa. - Yoo.
- Bul. - Geup.
(Oh...)
Pump in the air.
(MINO's team got the air twice.)
It's about the same size.
This time, we'll go with a nonsense quiz.
What's the family name of poop?
(What's the family name of poop?)
- This is very easy. - That's...
I know the answer.
Since there's nothing to lose, I'll give it a try.
- Byun? - Byun?
Pump it!
- He's about to float away. - I know the answer!
Buh.
- Buh? - Buh.
Why Buh?
If you look at "poop" sideways,
- it spells out the character "buh." - If you can, burst his balloon in one shot.
(If you can, burst his balloon in one shot.)
- Press it. - What was that about?
(Help me!)
Stop it.
Even we wouldn't have said that. Buh? Really?
What else do you call poop?
I know the answer!
It's eung-ga.
- Oh! - I'm right, aren't I?
(You're right! It is Eung-ga!)
Taeyang. Your team is correct!
- Pump it! - Pump it.
(Is MINO's balloon going to pop?)
- I did good, didn't I? - We have to get the next one right.
Both of you try standing up.
(Imposing)
I can't straighten my legs.
(They look like they're going to float away like hot air balloons.)
This question is...
going to be one on one.
The leaders will pick a representative from their team...
and they'll compete against each other.
- All right. - Sang-min, you go.
- But Su-geun... - Sang-min from this team.
- But Su-geun... - Too late.
When I hear your name, you have to come out.
And Jang-hoon.
You can't just push someone else to go out like that. That's mean.
Their acting has improved a lot.
- Turn around! - Turn around!
One second! Both of you turn around.
Both of you turn around.
Turn around.
- Turn around. - What is it?
The loser this time will have air pumped into them until it bursts?
Yes.
Rock, paper, scissors!
- They lost this. - Which box?
(Taeyang can chose the box.)
- The left one. - The left one? Please step forward.
Please step forward.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Don't hesitate.
I'm 100 percent sure I got the bad one.
Ready?
One...
One, two,
three!
One...
One, two, three!
Three!
Oh, that's cold! That's so cold!
(Sang-min got the box with water!)
Taeyang won the game!
(He finally got back his smile.)
Please pump in the air.
- I'm sorry, Boss. - That's all right.
Be careful, Taeyang.
Just hurry up!
Boss?
I'm sorry, Boss!
- Oh no. - Boss!
Boss!
(What the...)
- What was that? - That surprised me!
- What was that? - It was so loud.
The chairman got so surprised he stood up.
I think that I should hand over the beret organization to my eldest, Taeyang.
- Come here. - Father.
- There, there. - They're so strange.
He suddenly became a general.
- Good work, Taeyang. - Congratulations.
- Congratulations, Boss. - Boss.
Lastly, this hat that symbolizes YG...
- I'm happy that... - It's already too late for that.
It's already too late to say anything like that.
- I'm proud of us. - It's been on your mind, hasn't it?
- I'm proud of us. - You're proud?
Boss. If they kick you out, you're welcome to come to our company.
There's no one but him in that company.
You can make our company active again.
Now that I have the beret organization in my hand,
come here, Bok-ja!
- What? - What?
Chairman? I'm sorry.
But how am I your woman?
I'm Taeyang's darling.
(I was always Taeyang's darling.)
(After the preview of Yu Jun-sang and Jang Yun-jeong, we'll present Taeyang's "Darling.")
(The Jewish Prince who came to catch the brothers.)
(Ben-hur, Yu Jun-sang)
(Throws)
(Catches)
(And his worthy opponent, Prince Ho-dong.)
(Why you...)
(A tension filled war of nerves!)
(The high school student who never gets exhausted...)
(His fiery muscles!)
(The traces of him eating without exhausting himself.)
(The only one to be given...)
(permission by the government.)
(The Goddess of Trot, Jang Yun-jeong)
(The dinner show happening at the Older Brother School!)
(Together with their idol, Yun-jeong, the brothers...)
(enjoy an lively trot song.)
(We're all your fan!)
(I'm also on your side!)
(What took you long coming here?)
(I wasn't able to come sooner because of someone here.)
(Because of Seo Jang-hoon!)
(Who's speaking the truth here?)
(The brothers are all on Yun-jeong's side.)
(I thought you only had a lot of money,)
(but you also have a tendency to lie?)
(He's cornered as the criminal.)
(Jun-sang? Are you tired?)
(No way!)
(Bam!)
(The hammering doesn't stop!)
(What?)
(He's like H.O.T.!)
(They were able to find a life changing hairstyle for him!)
(Finally, the advent...)
(of the day of judgment for the brothers!)
(The day of judgment...)
(Humiliated)
(Ask Us Anything, Saturday night at 8:50pm. Don't miss it!)
("Darling" by Taeyang)
- Wow. - He's so good.
("Darling" by Taeyang)
That song is so good.
("Darling" by Taeyang)
- Wow! - Thank you.
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